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October 31, 2007

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I had a load of 12 foot white oak church pews in the truck today. My truck was dressed up like a house of worship for halloween. These are now in the driveway, waiting for the just the right buyer with a 12 foot empty space in their house.

4 Comments

  1. I think you should set them up on your front lawn and have an open-aired sermon by Father Jon the Bee Keeper.

    Comment by J Landry — October 31, 2007 @ 4:57 pm

  2. or better yet, set them up on the side of the road and make a sign that says, “Bus Stop to the After Life.”

    Comment by J Landry — October 31, 2007 @ 4:59 pm

  3. It would be pretty funny if you got up Sunday morning and people were holding church in your driveway. I’m guessing you’re going to sleep through the service, though.

    Comment by Lyle_s — October 31, 2007 @ 7:45 pm

  4. hot damn. did modern times have an underground area of worship? what did they worship? that JLandry fella is funny as shit in an ice rink. I’m living down on capp street at 17th for a few months. you should come visit me. bring some bees. yar.

    Comment by johno — November 1, 2007 @ 6:31 pm

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