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My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness
all contents copyright Jon Rolston 2004, 2005, 2006

October 26, 2006

I used to be able to say it had been years since I crapped in my pants. Yesterday I had to recalibrate the machine. The stomach virus I caught left a mess in my pants. But I’m feeling better, and drove my car into an i-beam on the overpass to celebrate.

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5 Comments

  1. Holy Sh*t! Are you OK?!?!

    Comment by KR — October 27, 2006 @ 4:40 am

  2. Woah. Crazy. I didn’t know you were a mensan!

    Comment by JackFlibb — October 27, 2006 @ 10:37 am

  3. Hope everything is OK, buddy. You have (had) a car and a truck?

    Comment by Lyle_S — October 27, 2006 @ 3:12 pm

  4. The worst thing that happened was I had to throw a pair of underwear away.

    Comment by jon — October 27, 2006 @ 6:55 pm

  5. The car isn’t mine. Mensa is the high IQ society, so can you believe a Mensan lent me his car? I’ve been in 27 accidents! Wrecked completely three of them! Rolled down mountains! Driven into trees! Jumped rivers! I sunk a 1974 Volkswagen Type II! Mensa is a farce! They’re all idiots! Me too! Totally stupid!

    !

    Comment by jon — October 28, 2006 @ 8:41 pm

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