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August 18, 2006

Scientists Discover Genome for Atheism

In recent news the faithless became explained. For these souls the only hope for salvation is pharmaceutical. A preacher’s demon becomes a demon preaching. A demon in the sermon. Heaven’s Devils. A man playing a doctor on television began to notice he was different than the others. Research conducted at prestigious campus’s revealed a lack of specific proteins on the 13th strand of DNA normally associated with holy rolling. It appears God fucked up.
“How can I believe when I can’t believe?” asked the genetically skeptical actor who has since landed a role as a priest into molestation.

1 Comment

  1. …you should be spanked (can I volunteer?)

    Comment by e. march — August 18, 2006 @ 2:30 pm

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