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	<title>Comments on: Roll On Roll Off</title>
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	<description>tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness</description>
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		<title>By: jon</title>
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		<dc:creator>jon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 06:19:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, I was a civilian.  Me and 17 other guys sailed the vehicles over for the marines.  When we hit the persian gulf we loaded up about 400 marines.  It is very expensive to stay tied up to a dock, so we went a few hundred yards out into the gulf and dropped anchor.  My job was to wash dishes.    

The marines would come through the chow line, four hundred people in a rush.  Once a week the captain ordered a launch boat sent out to meet us.  Non essential crew could go ashore to relax.  That meant going onto a U.S. military base in a Muslim country.  We were inside a walled perimiter with armed MP&#039;s manning floodlights.  It was a sprawling series of bars filled with 90% men.  

The fattest, weirdest, most deformed women would have a train of twenty five men following them around.  Horny Marines who hadn&#039;t yet succumb to buttfucking were chasing after these women no man (as fit and young as a marine) in a functioning society would spend two minutes wooing.  

It was like a wild west town, saloon after saloon, and the hot nights of desert country.  So many men.  Some were out of uniform.  Some weren&#039;t.  Not a long hair in site.  Just military men.  I had no idea what to do.  Drunk, alone, no women..  For me, I only knew 17 people, and most of them were working on the ship.  

For these guys, they had whole platoons of familiar faces.  I assure you these nights were the strangest nights I&#039;ve lived through.  A type of hell.  The animal vigor of these Marines was palpable.  I was stunned.  I&#039;d been a hippy for many years.  A slacker.  A dishwasher.     

Being drunk late one night I rushed towards a group of them, yelling like a drill sargeant...&quot;I want everybody to line up!  LINE UP!!!  WE&#039;RE GOING INTO TOWN TO SECURE MORE WHISKEY!!!&quot;

Jesus those guys jumped to attention.  They were so ready to attack anything...it didn&#039;t matter that what I said made no sense.  Muslims don&#039;t have whiskey in town.  Alcohol is banned.  Very underground.  THese Marines were trained.  They snapped to attention.  I didn&#039;t know what to say next.  Imagine being drunk with a squadron of Marines waiting for your next command.  I freaked out and ran into a crowd.  I was insane.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, I was a civilian.  Me and 17 other guys sailed the vehicles over for the marines.  When we hit the persian gulf we loaded up about 400 marines.  It is very expensive to stay tied up to a dock, so we went a few hundred yards out into the gulf and dropped anchor.  My job was to wash dishes.    </p>
<p>The marines would come through the chow line, four hundred people in a rush.  Once a week the captain ordered a launch boat sent out to meet us.  Non essential crew could go ashore to relax.  That meant going onto a U.S. military base in a Muslim country.  We were inside a walled perimiter with armed MP&#8217;s manning floodlights.  It was a sprawling series of bars filled with 90% men.  </p>
<p>The fattest, weirdest, most deformed women would have a train of twenty five men following them around.  Horny Marines who hadn&#8217;t yet succumb to buttfucking were chasing after these women no man (as fit and young as a marine) in a functioning society would spend two minutes wooing.  </p>
<p>It was like a wild west town, saloon after saloon, and the hot nights of desert country.  So many men.  Some were out of uniform.  Some weren&#8217;t.  Not a long hair in site.  Just military men.  I had no idea what to do.  Drunk, alone, no women..  For me, I only knew 17 people, and most of them were working on the ship.  </p>
<p>For these guys, they had whole platoons of familiar faces.  I assure you these nights were the strangest nights I&#8217;ve lived through.  A type of hell.  The animal vigor of these Marines was palpable.  I was stunned.  I&#8217;d been a hippy for many years.  A slacker.  A dishwasher.     </p>
<p>Being drunk late one night I rushed towards a group of them, yelling like a drill sargeant&#8230;&#8221;I want everybody to line up!  LINE UP!!!  WE&#8217;RE GOING INTO TOWN TO SECURE MORE WHISKEY!!!&#8221;</p>
<p>Jesus those guys jumped to attention.  They were so ready to attack anything&#8230;it didn&#8217;t matter that what I said made no sense.  Muslims don&#8217;t have whiskey in town.  Alcohol is banned.  Very underground.  THese Marines were trained.  They snapped to attention.  I didn&#8217;t know what to say next.  Imagine being drunk with a squadron of Marines waiting for your next command.  I freaked out and ran into a crowd.  I was insane.</p>
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		<title>By: Victoria Lane</title>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2006/08/18/roll-on-roll-off/comment-page-1/#comment-38</link>
		<dc:creator>Victoria Lane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 19:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So you can grill cheese and turn a mean phrase.  What a rocking discovery that you can write.

~V</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So you can grill cheese and turn a mean phrase.  What a rocking discovery that you can write.</p>
<p>~V</p>
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		<title>By: Lyle_S</title>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2006/08/18/roll-on-roll-off/comment-page-1/#comment-37</link>
		<dc:creator>Lyle_S</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So you were a civi on a naval vessel?  Who&#039;d you hang out with the whole time?  When was this, anyways?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So you were a civi on a naval vessel?  Who&#8217;d you hang out with the whole time?  When was this, anyways?</p>
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		<title>By: e. march</title>
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		<dc:creator>e. march</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Aug 2006 19:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I feel so priveleged, as I like to consider myself a special reader (since I&#039;m here all the time--SORRY!) Anyway, nice boat. Keep &#039;em coming...I&#039;m a junkie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I feel so priveleged, as I like to consider myself a special reader (since I&#8217;m here all the time&#8211;SORRY!) Anyway, nice boat. Keep &#8216;em coming&#8230;I&#8217;m a junkie.</p>
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